Thursday, January 3, 2008

I can't be more retarded

I've got the same christmas card from one of my wisconsin aunts, entirely blank but for the front cover, which has four tiny pictures in the rudimentary shape of a stupid face. a gold ornament for the right eye, a red wrapped gift for the left, a green christmas tree for a nose, and a candy cane for the asymmetrical mouth. all boxed in a faintly outlined green and red rectangle. I hated it so much as soon as I saw it, and now it will never leave me, I'm just going to keep hiding it where it will occur and occur again- the moment you see it, it disappears because there is nothing to see anymore. at some point, some magical day, i won't see a face at all, the coersive spacing will cease deciphering itself despite my laziness.



(its existence has already neutralized all my brain power)

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